Your intent to me is a mystery;

hansfucker3000:

tru love…




sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life


captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die


laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)


gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 


herspanic:

420dongsquad:

catholicnun:


More Daily Life Hacks Here

Nice

shit in a bowl of water

does this work for anal too? or 

herspanic:

420dongsquad:

catholicnun:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

Nice

shit in a bowl of water

does this work for anal too? or